In brief, an actress legendary for her, ahem
, difficult behavior is lured back to the stage to star in a new play.
We'd had two pints, a steak sandwich, two Calippos and a couple of - ahem
- pay-TV movies.
WEST HAM manager Gianfranco Zola is looking forward to renewing - ahem
- friendly rivalries with Millwall in the Carling Cup tomorrow.
A number of teammates claim Shaw took them up on the following bet: If the Raiders lost, Shaw had to grow out his hair, which, ahem
, only comes in around the sides and back these days (Shaw shaves his head to avoid the look); if the Raiders won, the rest of the Lakers had to shave the middle of their heads, simulating Shaw's unfortunate male-pattern baldness.
Damon refused to be, ahem
, drawn on rumours he's planning a recording studio.
Leona, this year's World's Sexiest Vegetarian - ahem
, a title which was held by me last year - refused to negotiate with Harrods boss Mohamed Al Fayed because the famous London store continues to sell fur products.
It provides information on various points of interest - and, ahem
, also a comprehensive listing of the Pebble Beach Co.
Despite the, ahem
, help of stars like the Spice Girls, Janet Jackson and Leanne Rimes, album sales of his ancient Egyptian epic Aida have barely hit 10,000 - and it spent just one week in the Top 30.
JOSEPH Fiennes has landed himself an, ahem
, interesting role in a new pilot for FX.
Clent Bowers makes Nicely-Nicely Johnson a man of, ahem
From exposed underwear to exposed nipples - uh, cough Christina Ricci cough, ahem
- it was anything goes, all in the name of charity.
Meanwhile, watch out for the, ahem
, creative tension between Sharon Osbourne (right and Dannii Minogue.