Gilbert starts his stand-up show by announcing "I don't really do comedy - I do misery
KEEP your mince pies peeled because multi award-winning "Welsh misery" RHOD GILBERT is bringing his new show to Darlington this weekend.
RHOD GILBERT: He aggressively demands to know more about the "award-winning mince pie" on display at a service station
Gilbert has revealed that his show Ask Rhod Gilbert has been axed.
RHOD GILBERT ' A policeman stopped a woman for speeding.
RHOD GILBERT You know why a cowboy dies with his boots on?
RHOD GILBERT ' (On board games) And we had Guess Who?
RHOD GILBERT Stephen Fry: What happened to the fireman's pole?
RHOD GILBERT ' Watch out for children on the roads.
Gilbert blames his ex-girlfriend for his rise to fame in the world of stand-up comedy.
GILBERT Love life: Describes himself as a serial monogamist, though how many of the girlfriends he describes in his act are real remains unclear.
GILBERT'S WORK EXPERIENCE: BUTLER BBC One Wales, 10.