On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four calling birds ($599.96, same as last year), three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.
six geese-a-laying ($360, a whopping increase of 71.4 percent), five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.
eight maids-a-milking ($58, still at minimum wage, the same price for the past three years), seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.
nine ladies dancing ($7,552.84, same as last year), eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.
two turtle doves ($125, same as 2012) and a partridge in a pear tree (another $199.99).
three French hens ($165, same as last year), two turtle doves ($125) and a partridge in a pear tree ($199.99).
four calling birds ($599.96, which increased by a whopping 15.4 percent), three French hens ($165), two turtle doves ($125) and a partridge in a pear tree ($199.99).
five gold rings ($750, the same as last year for those who think the price of gold keeps going up), four calling birds ($599.96), three French hens ($165), two turtle doves ($125), and a partridge in a pear tree ($199.99).
seven swans-a-swimming ($7,000, no more than before), six geese-a-laying ($210), five gold rings ($750), four calling birds ($599.96), three French hens ($165), two turtle doves ($125) and a partridge in a pear tree ($199.99).
eight maids-a-milking ($58, still at minimum wage, the same price for the past two years), seven swans-a-swimming ($7,000), six geese-a-laying ($210), five gold rings ($750), four calling birds ($599.96), three French hens ($165), two turtle doves ($125) and a partridge in a pear tree ($199.99).
nine ladies dancing ($7,552.84, a 20 percent increase in salary), eight maids-a-milking ($58), seven swans-a-swimming ($7,000), six geese-a-laying ($210), five gold rings ($750), four calling birds ($599.96), three French hens ($165), two turtle doves ($125) and a partridge in a pear tree ($199.99).