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How dare she blame parents for criminals and drug dealers and say we are as thick as two short planks.
But sometimes he's thick as two short planks and it's the wife sat in the audience who is miles brighter and knows everything.
They're talking to us in that patronising way which assumes we're all as thick as two short planks.