BJ

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BJBlow Job
BJBlackjack
BJBeijing (China)
BJBubble-Jet (Canon)
BJBon Jovi (band)
BJBeijo (Portuguese: Kiss)
BJBoca Juniors (soccer; Argentina)
BJBilly Joel (singer)
BJBlue Jays (baseball team)
BJBillie Jean (Michal Jackson song)
BJBlue Jeans
BJBaujahr (German: year of construction)
BJBonjour (French: hello)
BJBall Joint (mechanical)
BJBillie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)
BJBen and Jerry's
BJBaby Jane
BJBrian Jones (Rolling Stones member)
BJBroadcast Jockey (South Korea)
BJBundesamt für Justiz (Federal Office of Justice, Switzerland)
BJBad Job
BJBig Job
BJBiochemical Journal
BJBobby Jackson (basketball player)
BJBlonde Joke
BJBroad Jump
BJBob Jones University
BJBusiness Justification
BJBefore Jesus
BJBack Judge (football)
BJBachelor of Journalism
BJBrand Jordan
BJBeverly Jean (from BJ's Wholesale Club; retailer named for founder's daughter)
BJBeth Jacob (Synagogue)
BJBrian Jacques (author)
BJB'nai Jeshurun (New York)
BJByron Jackson (Byron Jackson Company)
BJBill Joy (designer of Berkeley UNIX BSD, Chief Scientist of Sun Microsystems)
BJBlueberry Juice
BJBierjunge (German: Beer Boy)
BJBulkhead Jack
BJBreakfast Jack (Jack in the Box Sandwich)
BJBunjee Jump
BJBai Jiu (Chinese wine)
BJBomberman Jetters (video game)
BJBantam Jack (test connector)
BJBarrage Jammer
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Nina: Those might be insulting, but they aren't nearly as offensive as Newfie jokes and blonde jokes.
part, I'm pretty their The wit and wisdom of Dolly If you want to see the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain I had to get rich so I could afford to sing like I was poor again It takes a lot of money to look this cheap I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb.
I guess the thinking behind today's unspoken rule is that politicians have no feelings to hurt, Alzheimer's sufferers won't remember the slur, and blondes and animals are too dumb to notice" Actress Maureen Lipman, below "I am not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I am not dumb - and I am not blonde either" Singer Dolly Parton "We lost our shadow chancellor but most people thought we had lost our balls before the election" Liz Kendall, a Labour leadership contender "Never take your first drink until the seventh song" The advice given by Sir Terry Wogan to Graham Norton, his successor as the BBC's Eurovision commentator "I keep in shape to stay alive, not in order to impress someone with a great body" Actor Sir Michael Caine, 82 "These talks will not be easy.
Steamie talk One woman said celebs were all going platinum, so if you could put up with blonde jokes and hair that snapped when you combed it, you'd be on-trend.
And at least I've not been hit with the dumb blonde jokes...
I said stay!" And a bystander, who obviously has heard too many blonde jokes, says, "Why don't you just put it in park like everyone else?"
The other two sets, blonde jokes and lawyer jokes, arose in the United States in the latter decades of the 20th century, Davies says.
Davies concludes that while blonde jokes are not actually about blondes (they are about specific values of beauty), "French jokes are about the French" (112).
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.
Why not grant blondes the same protection?" TOP BLONDE JOKES What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I'm not blonde, either."-DOLLY PARTON, ONSTAGE THIS MONTH AT THE VAN WEZEL
You probably even love dumb blonde jokes. However, study researchers have revealed that beautiful people possess IQs that are 14 points higher than their average-looking peers.