with his zany tales of his housekeeper Vaginika Seaman and his charity for Chinese girls with Herpes
, he's barely been off our screens.
The ex-Mr Minnelli entered the stage accompanied by two midget women - the "little people of Davidland" - and the inexplicable "Chinese Girls with Herpes
", setting the tone.
Jason said: "I admire David and I was inspired by his charity donation which was to a foundation for Chinese girls with herpes
And was topped only by his deadpan claim that his charity is Chinese Girls With Herpes
(possibly an off-shoot of the new NHS condom ad).
"We also have the Little People of Davidland and we have the Chinese Girls with Herpes
. You'll remember that was my charity in the jungle."