It goes: 1/8RB + (FI x d) 3/8xTQ MxNA
- wherein RB is Rent Boy, FI is false imprisonment, multiplied by the copious amount of drugs taken, while T is the time without parole in which he'll have to avoid getting his head bashed in on a darkened stairwell behind the laundry room.
Sure enough, there were any number of indicators pointing to the validity of 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA.
For those who believe in 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA, it was cast-iron proof: the calculation was right.
Why bother taking control of your life when you can blame 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA? It's the Vicky Pollard mindset of the 'yeah but, no but' generation, brought to life in the comedy series Little Britain.
The formula is [W+(D-d)] x T divided by MxNA
, according to Mr Arnall, who specialises in confidence and happiness.
The formula of woe reads, 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA
, which translates as weather (W), debt (D) (minus the amount of money to be paid on your next pay day) and the time (T) since Christmas.
Dr Arnall's formula of woe reads AW+(D-d)pounds xTQ MxNA
, which translates as weather (W), debt (D) (minus the amount of money to be paid on your next payday) and the time (T) since Christmas.