After I get my breath back, I go home and surf the net for PABBIS (http://www.pabbis.com), Citizens for Literary Standards in Schools (http://www.classkc.org), and other websites who take it as their mission to point out or print every single word of the naughty bits in children's and YA lit and teach horrified parents how to take action to get such books banned.
PABBIS is especially lascivious as it drools over the precise scoring of "vividness/graphicness" in descriptions of forbidden subjects.
PABBIS. "Sample Book Review Documentation Form." http://www.pabbis.