PEWT

AcronymDefinition
PEWTProfessional Emu Wrestling Tour
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Sprouts (hello flatulence), Christmas pudding (yuck!!), writing dozens of cards to people who never ring you or write to you whilst you try to keep in touch with them, watching the "queer old dean" (sic), eating two days' worth of calories in one sitting, getting nissed as a pewt, receiving grossly overpriced tat as a present, the list is endless.
Later that night she described the whole thing as a "mistake of casing identity" - definitely as nissed as a pewt, in my opinion.