Actually, we have no idea what the Schmoo
was supposed to be, but he/she/it spent most of the time looking like a cross between a bowling pin crossed with one of the those cardboard receptacles bed-bound hospital patients get given in case they need the toilet during the night.
Religious rubber duckies, a Schmoo
toy and vintage Tamagotchi are all for sale.
We have also been helped by local companies Schmoo
Cycles and Alcoa.
Heck, even The New Schmoo
won't fail to raise the odd nostalgic smile.
However, most products launched to date have come from niche players such as the Yorkshire start-up Schmoo
, rather than dairy players of the size of Andechser, which has a turnover of [pounds sterling]100m a year.