WHUM

AcronymDefinition
WHUMWorld Harmonic Unified Ministers
References in classic literature ?
"Throo aall the waarld owld Gaarge would bwoast, Commend me to merry owld England mwoast; While vools gwoes prating vur and nigh, We stwops at whum, my dog and I."
It makes the true "pshheww", noise, and a "whum, whum" noise when you swish it about.
whum...Floonk!...the Checking Department schmarfs...Zoom!" twitting the reserve of his subject.