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Oh, come on, reality shows are the boy bands of the television world: bizarrely entertaining, frequently amusing and thick as two short planks.
Back at home, Leslie (Callum Woodhouse), 18, announces, 'By the way I've left school,' and Margo (Daisy Waterstone), 17, chimes in, 'I may as well leave too, I'm thick as two short planks.' She just wants to get a husband.
Kyle has his critics but his show demonstrates that being ugly and as thick as two short planks doesn't stop you getting laid, though I'd beg to differ.